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Filed under: Celebrity Justice

One attorney for the Goldman family is speaking out about O.J. Simpson's 12 guilty verdicts -- and he isn't holding back his dislike for the Juice.David J. Cook tells TMZ, "Finders keepers, losers weepers. Going to that Las Vegas hotel room was a...

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Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Beyonce Knowles

Is Beyonce in the running for the White House? Because her security is in ridiculous full secret service mode.All bootyliciousness aside -- It's not like someone is going to kidnap the diva as she's returning to her South Beach hotel.Wait ... where...

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Filed under: Wacky & Weird

Country singer Sara Evans has gone from Platinum plaques to mangy mullets. The one time "DWTS" contestant is slated to perform at the the Boggy Bayou Mullet Festival in Niceville, FL later this month. The southern festival says on their official...

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Filed under: Music, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!

With hits like "Close to You," "We Only Just Begun" and "Top of the World," Richard Carpenter became famous as one-half of the '70s and '80s brother/sister musical group The Carpenters. Guess what he looks like now!...

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Filed under: Hot Bodies, The Hills

Looks like Audrina has moved on from her smelly ex Justin Bobby once and for all.Those rumors about Justin and LC probably just landed this new guy a golden opportunity. Lucky bastard. See Also Patridge Family Strip Down -- C'mon Get Happy! ...

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Filed under: Celebrity Justice, O.J.

Thirteen years to the day after OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder, he had the book thrown at him -- Simpson has been convicted on 12 criminal counts, including kidnapping, armed robbery and burglary. He faces life in prison.Simpson has been remanded...

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Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith

A judge has given his final final in the lawsuit over the video of Anna Nicole Smith's breast augmentation surgery.The judge ruled once and for all ... Dr. Gerald Johnson and his wife had no right to peddle the tape. Anna Nicole never gave permission...

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Filed under: Beauty, Nurse!

Hollywood sex symbol/actress Raquel Welch has forgotten all her lines ... on her face!Here's 30-year-old Raquel back in 1970 (left) -- and the age-defying 68-year-old Latin beauty at a Beverly Hills event recently (right).Nurse! See Also ...

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Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Photo Galleries

Some childhood habits are difficult to give up -- but this shouldn't be one of them....

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Filed under: Wacky & Weird

Old people are so cute, and Nancy Reagan was such a class act outside Jessica Nail Salon that we almost didn't notice when she nearly ate pavement. Almost. See Also Republican Lookalikes Democratic Lookalikes ...

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Filed under: Talk Sports

Oft-troubled WWE star Jeff Hardy is finally opening up about the flight he got kicked off of a few weeks ago.The Baltimore Sun caught up with Hardy at a promotional appearance in Maryland when asked about the airplane incident saying, "I had been...

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Filed under: Music

This Friday we gave you Heather Mills least favorite Idiot Savant -- we had a dude that knew EVERYTHING about the Beatles. It's time for TMZ's own Magical Mystery Tour!Check back next Friday at 5:00 PM ET for the next round. And if you think you're...

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Filed under: Celebrity Justice

You can only crash into the Playboy Mansion so many times before you incur the wrath of Hugh Hefner. The Hef has been granted a restraining order against Glen Allan Meador. Who is he, you ask? Well, Meador was arrested twice in August for allegedly...

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Filed under: Wacky & Weird

Don't believe us? Just look at this ad that showed up on Washingtonpost.com today.The quote actually belongs to Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan -- she said it on NBC last night. It was eventually switched and a McCain spokesman joked to...

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Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Prez Election 2008

It was only one of the most important debates in history, but NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg didn't watch last night because he was at some gala giving an award to Iman -- whose name he couldn't even pronounce correctly! See Also For Sale: Lady...

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Filed under: Celebrity Justice, The Hogans

Like mother, like son -- just the other way around.TMZ has learned Linda Bollea was just stopped for speeding on her way to see Nick at the Pinellas County Jail. She got pulled over doing 71 mph in a 55 mph zone in a white Cadillac Escalade. What's...

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Filed under: Wacky & Weird

We don't read a lot of porn here at TMZ -- but when the folks at Hustler decided to slip us a sneak peek of their Sarah Palin parody porn, we just had to check it out ... and it's actually pretty funny. You betcha!...

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Filed under: TV, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!

Robert Hegyes became famous for playing Puerto Rican Jewish Sweathog Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein on the '70s TV series "Welcome Back, Kotter." Guess what he looks like now!...

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Filed under: Celebrity Justice

Helio Castroneves just tearfully pleaded to tax fraud -- and, for a guy who's known for driving at high speeds, he's not goin' anywhere fast.He was brought into court in cuffs and shackles, and cried throughout the hearing. He had to give up his...

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Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!

Michael Richards had lunch with a white friend yesterday at the trendy Fred Segal boutique in Santa Monica. See Also Kramer's Racist Tirade -- One Year Later ...

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